Spider bite.


So, I think I have a spider bite on my finger. I don't know when I received it, but it looks like I have a mini vampire bite and it's raised and sore and itchy.

ANYHOO.

Irie HATES spiders.

So today he sat beside me and I told him that I had been bitten by a spider. He did NOT give me the requisite sympathy, so I then proceeded to tell him that any minute now, baby jumping spiders were going to erupt from my finger.

His reaction of fear and repulsion entirely made up for his earlier lack of sympathy.